Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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