Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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