nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap