my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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