Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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