you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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