a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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