the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize