Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I think your dad took our porno
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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