We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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