I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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