he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Randomize
