Whatcha textin bout Willis?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
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we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
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she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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