do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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