you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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