Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
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There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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