yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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