I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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