I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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