Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
We need a shit load of segways right now
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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