oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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