I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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