dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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