well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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