This girl is more easily done than said...
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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