He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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