is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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