no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
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Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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