Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
In the future we'll all be gay
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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