Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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