This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
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My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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