i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.