Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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