I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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