so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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