He is such a slut. More and more my type.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
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second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
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Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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