is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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