You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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