belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
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Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize