i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I think people are normalizing furries
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Randomize
