I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Randomize
