I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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