Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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