Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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