Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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