We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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