No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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