its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.