Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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