Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
you didnt know i had herpes?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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