sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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