Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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