Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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