margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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