its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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