Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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