Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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