It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
